How to write proper dialog.

“Ah, dialog,” the author quipped. “Need we even bother?”

“You bet we need to bother,” the voice of reason interjected. “Dialog is the spice of fiction writing and can even come into play in non-fiction when quoting sources.”

“Alas, you’re right again, Voice of Reason (VOR),” the author retorted. “As always, you’re right again…”